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Anyway Quotes by Jack Handey
- Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway;…
- Sometimes I wish Marta were more loyal to me. Like the other day. The car parked next to ours had a real dirty windshield; so…
- I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum…
More Anyway Quotes
- No one's really happy anyway, it's not human. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway. — Mary Kay Ash
- I was a very self-righteous 15-25 year old. Anyway, I wake up every morning and thank God I'm not a kid anymore. — Annie Baker
- I grew up as a Mormon, and that had more of an impact on my values than my beliefs. I'm afraid I… — Amy Adams
- People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine… — Mikhail Bakunin
- I was a pretty scrappy, tough kid; I got in all sorts of fights at school. I defended myself - boys didn't… — Amy Adams
- I tend to think you're fearless when you recognize why you should be scared of things, but do them anyway. — Christian Bale
- I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I… — Syd Barrett
- Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams
- I always had to diet. I'm diabetic, so it's a lifestyle for me anyway just to stay healthy and not end up… — Halle Berry
- This free will business is a bit terrifying anyway. It's almost pleasanter to obey, and make the most of it. — Ugo Betti
- You are either alive and proud or you are dead, and when you are dead, you can't care anyway. — Steven Biko