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- Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase…
- I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.
- I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.
- I was walking down the street with my friend and he said 'I hear music,' as though there's any other way to take it in.…
- I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
- If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
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