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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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I'm not a very good advertisement for the American school system.
— David Brinkley
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French name. English accent. American school. Anna confused.
— An Na
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Having a dad in the service was helpful. I was forever meeting new kids, going to new schools, moving to new neighborhoods.…
— Marcia Gay Harden
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Let's just say, the American school of suburban angst is not my cup of tea.
— Katherine Dunn
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I'm sure that being an applicant from the American School in Vienna helped get me into all seven colleges I applied to.
— Thomas G. Stemberg
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I was chased through a chateau in the Loire Valley by a bunch of American school girls.
— David Hyde Pierce
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At some future time I shall see New York the artist's ground. I think you will create an American School.
— Mary Cassatt
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With big, emotional roles it's very easy, especially if you've grown up in the American school of acting, to exploit your own…
— Laura Linney
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The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers…
— Dave Barry
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I studied in American school, so yes, I grew up speaking English and Spanish. Obviously, Spanish is my first language.
— Unknown Author
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