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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Since the time of Homer every European, in what he could say about the Orient, was a racist, an imperialist, and almost…
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Success is almost totally dependent upon drive and persistence.
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A sense of humor is a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost…
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Success is almost totally dependent upon drive and persistence. The extra energy required to make another effort or try another approach is…
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When I was a young man in the 1970s, tech firms were scattered across the developed world. Since then, America has come…
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Is it not evident that the Canadas, as well as the other colonies, have been left in a great measure to grope…
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