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Almost Quotes by Steven Wright
- I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
- I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.
- I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage…
- In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would…
- To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost like a 90-minute song that I know…
- I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
- You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you…
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