"I tried to hang myself with a bungee……" — Steven Wright
"I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying."
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- I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of… — Tre Cool
- People say you have to hit rock bottom, and, I can tell you, almost dying is as rock bottom as… — George Best
- Becoming a vegan gave me another opportunity to live a healthy life. I was so congested from all the drugs… — Mike Tyson
- Well . . . sure good to be together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It's our floor. — Rick Riordan
- Almost dying is awfully easy. It's the living that's hard. — Jennifer L. Holm
- I was sitting at home and had a profound experience. I experienced, in all of my Being, that someday I… — Hubert Selby, Jr.
- I hate myself for seriously loving someone who's almost dying in loving somebody else.. — Shannea