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“Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it…” quote by Bob Hope — Download Open image

“Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.”

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A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart.

William Shakespeare

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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

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The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

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Marriage is a WORKSHOP. Where man works and woman shops!

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Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our times are…

Robert Browning

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Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

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Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing…

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My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye.

Obsidian Panther

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It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

George Bernard Shaw

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My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.

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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

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When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

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