Altars Quote by Bill Maher

If you come up with the original idea on your laptop, anything else is an embellishment of that idea. It's nice to have the…

— Hudson Mohawke

New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like…

— Bill Maher

The best trick I learned was when a priest came to me when I was an altar boy and said, "Always, when you make…

— Ragnar Kjartansson

I was an altar boy, a spokesperson for the Virgin Mary, I was a choir boy but then at the age of 14 I…

— Guillermo del Toro

“To be the altar boy at the first Mass of the day was a sacred initiation rite. It was like being hazed at a…

— Ian Morgan Cron

I grew up going to Catholic school and I was altar boy even going back to the days where the altar boys had to…

— Ernie Johnson Jr

I was brought up a Catholic and was an altar boy.

— Chris Ofili

I was an altar boy in the Roman Catholic Church and no priest ever laid a hand on me. That's me, always the bridesmaid.

— Dana Gould

I was an altar boy. My mother wanted me to be a priest. I am very Christian and Catholic... I'm very faithful.

— Hugo Chavez

I'm a lapsed altar boy.

— Guillermo del Toro

To see a priest making his meditation before Mass does more for an altar boy's vocation than a thousand pieces of inspirational literature.

— Fulton J. Sheen

I became an altar boy because of the solemn face, but I got thrown out at fourteen for laughing. Because the priest used to…

— Elvis Costello