Skip to content

Anna Quote by Bill Maher

“Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room mansion with the live shark tank in the living room. If pro sports paid minimum wage, Shaquille O'Neal would be a bouncer at Scores, and Anna Kournikova would be a mail-order bride from Minsk.” quote by Bill Maher — Download Open image

“Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room mansion with the live shark tank in the living room. If pro sports paid minimum wage, Shaquille O'Neal would be a bouncer at Scores, and Anna Kournikova would be a mail-order bride from Minsk.”

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (10 ratings)

More by Bill Maher

A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.

Image

I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the…

Image

To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't…

Image

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

Image

You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,…

Image

The food is out of this world!

Image

New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the…

Image

If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

Image

“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures…

Image

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

Image

I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is…

Image

“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives…

Image

Explore all 897 Bill Maher quotes

More Anna quotes

I've been connected to the most culturally important albums of the past four years, the most influential artists of the past ten years. You…

Image

Anna Petrovna: Never talk to women about your own good qualities. Let them find out for themselves.

Image

“I stole glances at Kaidan's bare skin while the others were busy talking. That's my boyfriend right there, I silently announced.”

Image

On Sergei Fedorov's breaking three sticks on Dallas players: I don't know if Anna (Kournikova) told him to get tougher or what.

Image

“Where are we going?” she asked. “Mr. Durbin’s sheep have begun to lamb, and I wanted to see how the ewes are doing.” He…

Image

In fiction, imaginary people become realer to us than any named celebrity glimpsed in a series of rumored events, whose causes and subtler ramifications…

Image

“Girls, on the other hand, have always come easy. I don't know why that is, exactly. Maybe it's the outsider vibe and a well-placed…

Image

“I suppose that means you don’t want any band-aids, either,” I said, a touch more bitterly than I’d meant to.”

Image

“My physical eyes are like sunglasses, filtering out the colors, but when I'm out here, the aura that emanates from every living thing is…

Image

“I'm a little distracted by this English French American Boy Masterpiece.”

Stephanie Perkins

Image

I'm really glad that I'm not Anna because I don't want to be there again. I've been there. But when something does happen to…

Image

The most common thing that I get is, ‘Am I the only one who doesn’t think that Anna Kendrick is pretty? And youre like,…

Image

Browse all 259 Anna quotes