Animal cruelty Quote by Bill Maher

“That’s a shitty thing to do. It’s almost catlike in its evilness.” “See, your problem is you underestimate dogs. There’s a reason many of…

— Shelly Laurenston

Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.

— Dana Gould

“You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee”

— Micah Amyx

My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is…

— Jacqueline Bisset

“Owning a dog is like having a demanding manner-less friend who never bathes themselves but which somehow ends up spending every single night on…

— Matte Resist

No dog means no disgusting surprises on carpets - thank goodness for those irrigating vacuums they sell at Canadian Tire - no hefty vet…

— Neil Macdonald

“Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."
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— Josh Stern

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

— Fran Lebowitz

My couch is made of cat's hair. The cushions have been obscured, and it's made of salt-and-pepper fur. I can't have visitors. I can't…

— Kate McKinnon

The best part of owning a dog is getting to leave places to go walk it.

— Anonymous

“Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you sever contact with your mothers.”

— Jodi Picoult

Or a way to stay on strangers couches, that just sounds terrible all around.

— Sam Altman