Bin laden Quote by Bill Maher

Prior to the election, prior to the, him being sworn in, Governor Romney was asked the question about how he would proceed. He said,…

— Joe Biden

Mitt Romney, quite simply, doesn't get it.

— Julian Castro

He spent more time on the road to Damascus than a Syrian camel driver. And we thought nobody could fill John Kerry's flip-flops! ...…

— Mike Huckabee

After Mitt Romney said it would be naive to go into Pakistan to pursue the terrorists, it took President Obama, against the advice of…

— John F. Kerry

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.

— David Letterman

If I had to guess what the new Etch-A-Sketch picture is going to be like, it's going to be considerably less to the right.…

— Anna Quindlen

You just couldn't be in George Romney's presence without some of his goodness and integrity wearing off on you.

— Tagg Romney

Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He's irresistible to me. I mean, seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.

— Rob Delaney

I think Mitt Romney has demonstrated repeatedly he has a penchant for - for secrecy, doesn't seem to have any interest in actually showing…

— Mitt Romney

As his partner on this amazing journey, I can tell you Mitt Romney was not handed success. He built it.

— Ann Romney

Mitt Romney was attacking Obama about our failing education system. He has a point. We are graduating millions of people in this country who…

— Bill Maher

“Mitt Romney is the American Borat”

— Bernard Whitman