Box of chocolates Quote by Bill Maher Download Open image “Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box.” — Bill Maher ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Box of chocolates Boxes Chocolate Life Life is Turds
Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's like a litter box. Full of shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
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If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
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Unpleasant questions are being raised about Mother's Day. Is this day necessary? . . . Isn't it bad public policy? . . . No… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's like a litter box. Full of shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh. I get it." Abby laughed. "This is where you bid on someone to wash your car." "Naked," Charli said. "Or check the shower… — Candis Terry Copy Share Image
I inherited my weight problem from my mum. She was always on diets. If there was a box of chocolates in the house, she'd… — Lesley Nicol Copy Share Image
I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world, a frightened little man on red alert from when… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“Your salary is not love and your word is not love. Your clothes are not love and holding hands is not love. Sex is… — pleasefindthis Copy Share Image
A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like a box of chocolates, and so are the people we meet ... Some are soft, some are very sweet, some are… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Love is like a box of chocolates. You don't know how good it is until they are all gone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
