Tina Fey

“Nothing gives you a fear flashback like a bunch of strangers cheering in surprise that you're not dead.”

— Tina Fey

“And then sometimes Actors have what they call “ideas.” Usually it involves them talking more, or, in the case of more experienced…

— Tina Fey

An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd…

— Tina Fey

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

— Tina Fey

I think the Web is, you know, things like YouTube and stuff are absolutely where a lot of younger people are watching…

— Tina Fey

Life is improvisation.

— Tina Fey

“The first rule of improvisation is AGREE. Always agree and SAY YES … The second rule of improvisation is not only to…

— Tina Fey

If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes.

— Tina Fey

Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all…

— Tina Fey

“What has your cult done for you lately?”

— Tina Fey

I feel like it's harder to get women to show up for movies.

— Tina Fey

“May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so…

— Tina Fey

I'm such a fan of Lily's [Tomlin], for so many years. I feel like Lily was the first popular mainstream crossover comedian…

— Tina Fey

When you go into something where you can really trust that everyone has thought about it, more than you have even, then…

— Tina Fey

The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh. I was an obedient girl, and humor was…

— Tina Fey

It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead.

— Tina Fey

Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do…

— Tina Fey

Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.

— Tina Fey

I went to the University of Virginia and I came from, I grew up in suburban Philadelphia.

— Tina Fey

I really wasn't heavy in high school. But no one feels right in their own skin, particularly in high school.

— Tina Fey

Life is improvisation. All of those [improv] classes were like church to me. The training had seeped into me and changed who…

— Tina Fey

An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything with yes... Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows…

— Tina Fey

Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.

— Tina Fey

“I only hope that one day I can frighten my daughter this much. Right now, she's not scared of my husband or…

— Tina Fey

“The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30. This is something Lorne [Michaels] has said often…

— Tina Fey