Maturity is the art of living in peace with that which we cannot change, the courage to change that which should be… — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you give a fuck what they think. — Nikhil Saluja Ask yourself Copy Share Image
There's still some ice cream left in my freezer, I think today's gonna be ok — Nikhil Saluja Ice cream Copy Share Image
Being at home with loved ones all week has shown me how much I miss my miserable job. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece. — Nikhil Saluja Art Copy Share Image
I learned how jackoff with my feet, I call it the look ma' no hands. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Everyone should experience the pure joy of leaving a fart in someone's office at least once in their lifetime. — Nikhil Saluja Pure joy Copy Share Image
Ladies, If your man is telling, you are so cute & funny, Tell him you are on periods & see the PMS… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Girls need to understand that it's okay to be single. You don't need a guy to make you happy. You'll find that… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People don't take me seriously anymore. This guy just thanked me when I told him to go & die. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know, I'm trying to think of what I'm ashamed of. But, damn, I don't really have any shame. — Nikhil Saluja Shame Copy Share Image
If you ever find yourself begging for followers just do yourself a favor and stab yourself. Multiple times. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
Running is healthier than walking, especially when her husband comes home early! — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
Let him open your mind before he opens your Legs. The bond usually lasts longer. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
Ladies: if we have sex, there's a 50/50 chance we won't speak again. If you get pregnant, there's a 100% chance you'll… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six… — Nikhil Saluja Medicine Copy Share Image
