An ordinary person will be with books, An extra ordinary person will be in that book. Be an extra ordinary person like… — Nikhil Saluja Book Copy Share Image
I'm on this amazing new diet where the ladies I sleep with don't invite me to their birthday parties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, The one person who in an argument, if you win -- you lose; — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I just helped a blind man and it felt good. This really sucks. — Nikhil Saluja Blind man Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you put your trust in someone and then they literally FUCK YOU? — Nikhil Saluja Trust Copy Share Image
Woman say:I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? Woman means:I can't believe you have nothing planned! — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If you're a cowboy who likes to line dance always remember, the girl behind you is secretly calling you a pussy. — Nikhil Saluja Cowboy Copy Share Image
Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have both experienced pain and bought jewelry! — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
Choosing not to masturbate is like owning a playground but never playing on it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If your boss says I appreciate what youre saying, you're about to get fired — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay — Nikhil Saluja Maternity leave Copy Share Image
I tried starting a career in Porn but it didn't last. That shit is some stiff competition. — Nikhil Saluja Career Copy Share Image
I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you… — Nikhil Saluja Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
When a pretty girl says something dumb just smile at her and pet her on the top of her head. — Nikhil Saluja Pretty girl Copy Share Image
