Men look at women's behinds and go: what an ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an ass! — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
They say that men think about sex every 7 seconds, which is just ridicu... hang on, BRB! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dont know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you. — Nikhil Saluja Sitting in silence Copy Share Image
Following twitter celebrities is exactly like realizing that the pretty girl talking to you works for playboy. — Nikhil Saluja Pretty girl Copy Share Image
Imagine if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom & there was a picture of a… — Nikhil Saluja Tattoo Copy Share Image
Girls are like the bank, they'll loan you the pussy, just as long as your ass keeps making the monthly payment. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If women had to give a blowjob every time they said something bad, there would be no more obese women. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I follow back everybody for a trial period of 2 weeks. If all your tweets are crappy during that period. I probably… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dudes need to stop saying 'Money over bitches' when they get neither. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
It's really so hard to talk with girls after you masturbate. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. If you have a daughter, you have to worry… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
We live in an amazing age, where through the power of information and connectivity we can all be terrified and jump to… — Nikhil Saluja Power Of Information Copy Share Image
This guy on his bike next to me was insulting me by picking his nose, so I gave him the middle finger.… — Nikhil Saluja Middle finger Copy Share Image
Maybe there won't be stars, maybe there won't be retweets, but by God there'll be slying! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I like to 69* *cut my sandwiches diagonally then eat them at the same time — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
