You are thoughtful... when you see me just as I am and treat me just as you are. — Nikhil Saluja Deep Copy Share Image
Never make decisions when you are hungry, angry or horny. — Nikhil Saluja Decision making Copy Share Image
Someone told me I should run for president. Dont you think that weve had enough boobs in the White House? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Whenever life brings me down, I pick myself right back up... with a line of coke. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
So far 2013 is all about me falling asleep on the couch while shagging myself. — Nikhil Saluja Falling asleep Copy Share Image
Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand… — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Dream the impossible, seek the unknown, and achieve greatness. — Nikhil Saluja Achieve greatness Copy Share Image
If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory!! That's the power of Smile !! — Nikhil Saluja Adventure Copy Share Image
My twitter timeline is way more impressive than my real life. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners. Personally I prefer to use my penis. — Nikhil Saluja Mobile Phone Copy Share Image
They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Female drivers are the reason we teach our kids to look both ways before crossing the street. — Nikhil Saluja Crossing the street Copy Share Image
Yest I climbed up a tree & read out a bird some of my tweets. She looked at me, shook her head… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Are you fucking kidding me? - Professional photographers on Instagram — Nikhil Saluja Photography Copy Share Image
Two heads are better than one - undeniable proof that men are the superior sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
My condolences on all the small talk you must endure because of your desk's proximity to the elevator. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I rather be hated for who I am, then to be loved for who I am not. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
PRAISE, Something which, if directed to your wife, will lighten your marriage -- even if it frightens her at first. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
