Lesbians have to be called by their politically correct names...Vagitarians. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some girls need to have CAUTION: I WILL ATTEMPT TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND! on their profile. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sex is directly proportional to insecurity. The more insecure you are, the more sex you have on. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You are happy... when you see a flower and are thankful for the blessing. — Nikhil Saluja Blessings Copy Share Image
You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
From the Number of tweets & conversations some of you tweet, it seems you never shut up in person. This isn't judging ok! — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
I just asked Siri to give me directions to the nearest mental institute and it redirected me to Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Psychology Copy Share Image
When I'm loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I'm quiet, people ask me what's wrong with me. — Nikhil Saluja Quiet people Copy Share Image
You can keep your followers from unfollowing by sending them threatening DM's or begging publicly — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You are loving... when your own pain does not blind you to the pain of others. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: There would be a cure for stretch marks. — Nikhil Saluja Stretch marks Copy Share Image
*writes INSPIRE in the beach's wet sand with a dildo, Instagrams it* — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Eating ice cream Copy Share Image
They say sleep is good for the brain. So why isn't allowed in office? — Nikhil Saluja Sleep Copy Share Image
If there's one thing that I've learned it's that I should know more than one thing. — Nikhil Saluja Learning Copy Share Image
I love Mondays and I'm not gonna apologize to you people for making good life choices. — Nikhil Saluja Good life Copy Share Image
Difficulties come into our lives when GOD is trying to, Teach Us, Lead Us, or Improve Us! — Nikhil Saluja Adversity Copy Share Image
