Forgiveness.. It Is The Wonderful Smell That A Flower Gives., When its Being Crushed..!! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you follow me & expect a follow back, please do let me know! So I can block you. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When I hear a guy say bros before hoes I automatically assume he's referring to gay sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder if life is worth fighting for. Then I think of you and I'm ready for war. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
If you ever find me sitting alone in a McDonald's, don't bother me. I'm probably busy judging people. — Nikhil Saluja Judging people Copy Share Image
Doctor: You'll live to be 60! Patient: I AM 60! Doctor: See! What did I tell you? — Nikhil Saluja Medicine Copy Share Image
Ofcourse gay men dress well... They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Currently in the hospital. I 'slipped' and hit my head on the table when I knew we had to go through 200… — Nikhil Saluja New Born Copy Share Image
Sometimes my wife and I like to spice things up in the bedroom & pretend we're a great couple who are still… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Math will totally make you look like a slut. Example: You're a 25 year old mother of a 9th grader. — Nikhil Saluja Mathematics Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm a cockroach when I'm sleeping on my back trying to get up — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Are you okay? Always the same question. I'm fine. Always the same lie. — Nikhil Saluja Teen love Copy Share Image
If I have ever said anything to insult you, please let me know.. I might want to say it again. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Relationships can end, if you stop doing what you did at the beginning. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Smart girls open their mind . Easy girls open their legs . And foolish girls open their heart. — Nikhil Saluja Foolishness Copy Share Image
Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that! — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
