Trump is running for president and he's wasting no time getting down to business. In fact, just after his announcement he demanded… — Jimmy Fallon Announcements Copy Share Image
I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the… — Jimmy Fallon Boss Copy Share Image
This weekend the Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC, featured several speakers including Sarah Palin and Phil Robertson from 'Duck Dynasty.' It was… — Jimmy Fallon Action Copy Share Image
Today is 11/11/11, a date so simple even Rick Perry can remember it. — Jimmy Fallon Remember Copy Share Image
Some areas near Dallas experienced a 3.5-magnitude earthquake, which some blame on fracking. However, scientists say that it was more likely aftershocks… — Jimmy Fallon Aftershock Copy Share Image
After Michael Jordan recently criticized President Obama's golf game, Obama responded by saying that Jordan should spend more time thinking about his… — Jimmy Fallon Basketball Copy Share Image
L.A., it's nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I think of nighttime, I think… — Jimmy Fallon Broadway Copy Share Image
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. — Jimmy Fallon Cab Copy Share Image
Tomorrow President Obama will host NASCAR racing champion Kevin Harvick at the White House. They both said they look forward to spending… — Jimmy Fallon Champion Copy Share Image
Lincoln Chafee, former governor of Rhode Island, announced he's running for president. Before he announced he's running, his wife went on Facebook… — Jimmy Fallon Cake Copy Share Image
Senate Democrats blocked President Obama's trade bill yesterday because they're worried it could hurt jobs. It's not an issue for Republicans, since… — Jimmy Fallon Bills Copy Share Image
Today Carly Fiorina announced that she is running for president. Someone else bought 'CarlyFiorina.org' and posted 30,000 sad emoticons to represent all… — Jimmy Fallon Blank Copy Share Image
...Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me. — Jimmy Fallon Amazing things Copy Share Image
There are reports that French President Francois Hollande had an affair with an actress who is 18 years younger than him. It's… — Jimmy Fallon Actresses Copy Share Image
The key to happiness. Hm.... There are just so many factors. I think it's just a way of being. It's about.... every… — Jimmy Fallon Depression Copy Share Image
Sources say the Obama administration is in the 'final stages' of planning the closing of Guantanamo Bay. The way it's gonna work… — Jimmy Fallon Administration Copy Share Image
Barnes & Noble CEO William Lynch just announced that he is stepping down after three years. When asked if he's looking for… — Jimmy Fallon Browsing Copy Share Image
President Obama and Mitt Romney both gave commencement speeches over the last few days. Obama was like, 'You can be whatever you… — Jimmy Fallon Commencement Copy Share Image
We're into tech stuff, gadgets, phones, video games. We'll treat a video game premiere like a movie premiere. I'm just going to… — Jimmy Fallon Being honest Copy Share Image
Earlier this week Donald Trump gave an interview with CNN at a winery he owns in Virginia. It turns out Trump's winery… — Jimmy Fallon CNN Copy Share Image
The 'Tonight Show' didn't seem like an actual job that you could have. All you remember is you watched Johnny Carson, and… — Jimmy Fallon Jobs Copy Share Image
Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on… — Jimmy Fallon Atlanta Copy Share Image
