Campaigns Quote by Jimmy Fallon

Ted Cruz raised over a million dollars after announcing that he's running for president. Which is why today RadioShack announced that it is also…

— Jimmy Fallon

Marco Rubio has got the number one worst attendance record, and they want him to be president, right?

— Donald Trump

[Donald] Trump faces the perhaps accumulation of all the wealth in the world on the head of [Marco] Rubio, because Rubio's the last gasp…

— Chris Matthews

They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually, that's nothing. He…

— Jay Leno

John Kerry is busy trying to raise money right now for his campaign. It was reported today that Kerry's hoping to raise $80 million…

— Conan O'Brien

I never know what all of these guys are thinking, but Marco Rubio sounded desperate, like, We've got a leak in the dike, we…

— Chris Matthews

You don't raise $15 million by accident. I'm asking him to come forward and quit claiming he doesn't know what's going on in his…

— Steve Rauschenberger

“Sheldon Adelson, for example, gave more than $53 million to Super PACs, but all eight of the candidates he supported lost.59 Karl Rove, a…

— Laurence H. Tribe

I think the way for [Marco] Rubio to say to [Donald] Trump supporters, hey, essentially he's conned you. He's a con man. That's what…

— Bernie Sanders

Here's a guy [Marco Rubio] - here's a guy that buys a house for $179,000, he sells it to a lobbyist who's probably here…

— Donald Trump

Career politicians like Marco Rubio worry more about keeping the job than doing the job and are constantly looking for their next political promotion.

— Carlos Beruff

I made the miscalculation of taking Mr. Rubio at his word that he wouldn't seek re-election if he lost the presidential primary.

— Carlos Beruff