Call me Quote by Jimmy Fallon

The president met with BP CEO Tony Hayward, and Obama was demanding that BP clean up the Gulf. And I'm thinking, good luck. They…

— David Letterman

Now, I know Obama was trying to take the long view, but talking about solar energy in the middle of the oil spill is…

— Craig Ferguson

One of the problems I have with the administration is that they're not tough enough. They are waiting for BP to say, 'Oh, we've…

— Valerie Jarrett

People are kind of upset with British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward. Over the weekend, he was out on his yacht. And when President Obama…

— David Letterman

A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil spill. Of…

— Jimmy Fallon

The BP spill was the greatest environmental catastrophe in U.S. history. Yet somehow, gas companies like BP and Halliburton ran interference on reporting that…

— Josh Fox

Barack Obama now says he is open to offshore oil drilling. So, apparently, when he promised change, he was talking about his mind.

— Jay Leno

The Porter Ranch situation is the BP oil spill on land.

— Erin Brockovich

This Tony Haywire guy, whatever his name is, he told the BBC on Sunday that he believes the new oil cap that they've installed…

— Jay Leno

When I was a Republican governor, he was obviously a Democratic president, but on issue after issue after issue, President Obama was very helpful…

— Charlie Crist

Yesterday, the White House confirmed that President Obama will meet with Pope Francis during his visit in September. Some experts are wondering if they'll…

— Jimmy Fallon

It's a fact of life that there will be oil spills, as long as oil is moved from place to place, but we must…

— Sylvia Earle