This week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. They're registered at Bed, Sponge Bath and… — Jimmy Fallon Age Copy Share Image
It would've been amazing [to work as programmer]. You're good at numbers, you're good with people, you like to wear shorts in… — Jimmy Fallon Numbers Copy Share Image
When NBC told me I got the job, I asked, 'Can we do it from New York?' There was just silence on… — Jimmy Fallon Asked Copy Share Image
Father's Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it's the one day of the year that… — Jimmy Fallon Business Copy Share Image
Republican Ted Cruz announced that he will run for president in 2016. So finally, Carnival is no longer the most dangerous cruise… — Jimmy Fallon America Copy Share Image
After President Obama announced his support for net neutrality yesterday, Texas Senator Ted Cruz tweeted that 'Net neutrality is Obamacare for the… — Jimmy Fallon Cruz Copy Share Image
Director Ken Burns revealed that his next documentary is about Franklin Roosevelt, and it's fourteen hours long...which sounds like too much, until… — Jimmy Fallon Boo boo Copy Share Image
There's a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That's ridiculous. I don't need… — Jimmy Fallon Apps Copy Share Image
My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family's had forever, and it's on Lake… — Jimmy Fallon Dating Copy Share Image
Steven Spielberg is going to release a biopic about Abraham Lincoln next year. Right, that's a good way to honor Lincoln … — Jimmy Fallon Abraham Copy Share Image
Japan and South Korea are on high alert after North Korea successfully launched a long-range rocket. Both countries are surprised by North… — Jimmy Fallon Country Copy Share Image
Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower children's expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, it's weird when you… — Jimmy Fallon Asks Copy Share Image
The TSA's airport body scanners have been shown to be so ineffective, the Homeland Security chairman suggested using traditional metal detectors. While… — Jimmy Fallon Airports Copy Share Image
Rand Paul is officially running for president. He even revealed his campaign slogan, which is 'Defeat the Washington machine. Unleash the American… — Jimmy Fallon American dream Copy Share Image
Politicians are really getting desperate. In fact, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid sent out a final fundraising email to Democrats with the… — Jimmy Fallon Acting Copy Share Image
Today is the midterm elections. The Washington Post is predicting that there's a 98 percent chance of the Republicans taking the Senate… — Jimmy Fallon Chance Copy Share Image
A new report claims that William Shakespeare was a marijuana user and may have been high when he wrote some of his… — Jimmy Fallon Be or not to be Copy Share Image
This weekend President Obama attended the annual Gridiron Club Dinner, and during his speech he joked that he is getting older and… — Jimmy Fallon Annuals Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton used a private email account to conduct official state business. Experts say that if this violates any federal rules, then… — Jimmy Fallon Accounts Copy Share Image
It was just revealed that Donald Trump hasn't voted in primary elections in over 20 years. Or in simpler terms, Trump hasn't… — Jimmy Fallon Election Copy Share Image
The U.S. is re-establishing relations with Cuba. But before President Obama can lift the embargo, it will need approval from the Republican-controlled… — Jimmy Fallon Approval Copy Share Image
This week Bill Clinton tweeted a photo of himself reading George W. Bush's new book '41.' Then George W. Bush responded to… — Jimmy Fallon Bills Copy Share Image
Over on the Democratic side, Martin O'Malley recently spoke about the need for Wall Street reform and said that he isn't running… — Jimmy Fallon Christie Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, you would tune in to 'The Tonight Show' before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big… — Jimmy Fallon Able Copy Share Image
Donald Trump's campaign has raised about $100,000 in donations during the second quarter. Which raises an important question: Who is giving Donald… — Jimmy Fallon Campaigns Copy Share Image
A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil… — Jimmy Fallon Americans Copy Share Image
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