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“Rand Paul is officially running for president. He even revealed his campaign slogan, which is 'Defeat the Washington machine. Unleash the American dream.' It's hard to tell if he's running for president or doing an infomercial for Bowflex.”

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I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.

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My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream.

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