Yesterday the CEO of Citigroup said that he can understand why all these Occupy Wall Street protesters are so frustrated. In fact,… — Jimmy Fallon Bonus Copy Share Image
A group called the Texas Tea Party Patriots is hosting a debate next month where Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain will go… — Jimmy Fallon Cain Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton said that Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is engaged in 'theater.' Which explains the new strategy to defeat him: casting him… — Jimmy Fallon Casting Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton made a campaign stop in Las Vegas yesterday. She said she wants citizenship for undocumented immigrants. But after seeing Americans… — Jimmy Fallon Campaigns Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton's younger brother Tony is facing criticism for using the Clintons' political connections to help his career. So on the down… — Jimmy Fallon Brother Copy Share Image
This week the Obama administration warned China to remove its secret agents from the U.S. Then in the middle of Obama's announcement… — Jimmy Fallon Administration Copy Share Image
The White House is worried about Joe Biden's potential run for president, and a source says they fear that it wouldn't have… — Jimmy Fallon Biden Copy Share Image
A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they… — Jimmy Fallon Affected Copy Share Image
In a speech in Texas, Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton 'easily the worst Secretary of State in the history of our country.'… — Jimmy Fallon Being true Copy Share Image
If you're going to do a Chris Christie joke, just say, 'Christie spent $82,000 at a concession stand at MetLife Stadium. Then… — Jimmy Fallon Awful Copy Share Image
The acting director of the Secret Service, Joseph Clancy, said they may make the fence around the White House taller because of… — Jimmy Fallon Acting Copy Share Image
A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for… — Jimmy Fallon Bernie sanders Copy Share Image
John Walker Lindh, a twenty-year-old American studying in Pakistan, was captured in Northern Afghanistan fighting for the Taliban. Experts call it the… — Jimmy Fallon Afghanistan Copy Share Image
This week a man was arrested for jumping over the White House fence and trying to spray paint a political message. If… — Jimmy Fallon Arrested Copy Share Image
Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment… — Jimmy Fallon Factories Copy Share Image
Christine O'Donnell released a commercial in which she says, 'I'm not a witch.' That's pretty good, though not as effective as her… — Jimmy Fallon Christine Copy Share Image
In a recent interview, Jeb Bush revealed that his brother George gave him the nickname 'tortoise' because he's making slow, steady progress.… — Jimmy Fallon Bigger Copy Share Image
There are reports that French President Francois Hollande had an affair with an actress who is 18 years younger than him. It's… — Jimmy Fallon Actresses Copy Share Image
Sources say the Obama administration is in the 'final stages' of planning the closing of Guantanamo Bay. The way it's gonna work… — Jimmy Fallon Administration Copy Share Image
I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the… — Jimmy Fallon Baseball Copy Share Image
We're into tech stuff, gadgets, phones, video games. We'll treat a video game premiere like a movie premiere. I'm just going to… — Jimmy Fallon Being honest Copy Share Image
During a recent event at a restaurant called Tommy's Country Ham House in South Carolina, presidential candidate Ben Carson delivered a speech… — Jimmy Fallon Ben carson Copy Share Image
Another scandal for Hillary Clinton - they're saying she used a private email address when she was secretary of state, which means… — Jimmy Fallon Addresses Copy Share Image
In an interview last night, Rick Perry criticized Mitt Romney for flip-flopping on the issues. Romney said that Perry has no idea… — Jimmy Fallon Doe Copy Share Image
Donald Trump announced that he's running for president. During his speech he told the crowd that if elected he would be 'the… — Jimmy Fallon Communication Copy Share Image
It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy. — Jimmy Fallon Keys Copy Share Image
[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror. — Jimmy Fallon Joke Copy Share Image
A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial. — Jimmy Fallon Arrested Copy Share Image
I like living with myself. I mean obviously, because here I am interviewing myself. — Jimmy Fallon Here i am Copy Share Image
My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a… — Jimmy Fallon Computers Copy Share Image
Look, I know these Rick Perry jokes are a little mean, but tomorrow, he won't even remember them. — Jimmy Fallon Jokes Copy Share Image
President Obama is getting a new limousine that will have advanced night-vision capabilities. The technology even has a cool name ... headlights. — Jimmy Fallon Capability Copy Share Image
I honestly, purposely have not gone to therapy because I know some crazy stuff's going to be dragged up and, you know,… — Jimmy Fallon Crazy Copy Share Image
Scott Walker's campaign slogan is 'Reform. Growth. Safety.' Which is actually similar to Donald Trump's new slogan: 'Mexico. Money. Crazy.' — Jimmy Fallon Campaigns Copy Share Image
Three of Donald Trump's kids have come forward to defend him, and called him 'an incredible dad and role model.' Donald was… — Jimmy Fallon Children Copy Share Image
It was the 60th anniversary of 'Face the Nation.' During his interview, President Obama said, 'Our country doesn't fear the future. We… — Jimmy Fallon Audience Copy Share Image
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