Arrested Quote by Jimmy Fallon

A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.

— Mario Puzo

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.

— Mario Puzo

A man with a briefcase can steal millions more than any man with a gun.

— Don Henley

Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime.

— Lavrentiy Beria

Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!

— Spongebob

Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.

— E. W. Howe

Set a thief to catch a thief

— Anonymous

I once had this idea that I wanted to make the perfect boxer short that's not too long, not too short, with pearl buttons,…

— Michael Bastian

Drug offenses ... may be regarded as the prototypes of non-victim crimes today. The private nature of the sale and use of these drugs…

— John Kaplan

There can be no equal justice where the kind of trial a man gets depends on the amount of money he has.

— Hugo Black

No good man can ever be stolen, unless he wants to.

— Anonymous

In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he…

— Conan O'Brien