Quote by Spongebob Download Open image “Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!” — Spongebob ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you make the thief the policeman there will be lots of investigation but no arrests will ever be made. — Ramana Maharshi Copy Share Image
I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants. — Danny Mcbride Copy Share Image
If you and I took a walk down a shopping street in Jo'burg or Cape Town or London, we see two guys looking in a shop window, we think, "Oh, they're wondering what they're going to buy." A cop looks at them and thinks, "Why are they standing there? Are they doing a drug deal? Are they going to mug… — Peter James Copy Share
If you get a call to go to a certain place in the middle of the night to pick up stolen goods, and it… — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
Don't become a victim of yourself. Forget about the thief waiting in the alley; what about the thief in your mind? — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
Live like Spongebob, Laugh out loud all day for no reason and annoy all the mean people with your happiness! — Spongebob Copy Share Image
Squidward: Next, I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick! — Spongebob Copy Share Image
F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere at anytime at all down here… — Spongebob Copy Share Image
You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory. — Spongebob Copy Share Image
Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us. — Spongebob Copy Share Image
Patrick: You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought. We think? — Spongebob Copy Share Image
