Chelsea Handler Quotes
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I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays!…
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I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks about not partying…
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The show is a behind-the-scenes look at what happens at our office when the cameras are off...A perfect platform for people who have no business…
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I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not like…
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It looks like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are 'taking a break.' Their engagement is off, and Heidi is going back to Colorado. This is…
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I have a BB gun and a water gun in case things get hectic. I wouldnt put it past Kanye to run up on stage…
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Everyone, calm down. I met with mr. Cent about a potential project. Theres nothing to report yet, ill let you know if there is.
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