Comedy Quote by Artie Lange Download Open image “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.” — Artie Lange ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Happiness Happiness and sadness Humor Las vegas Mean Sadness Tragedy Vegas
Vegas is the most extreme and allegorical of American settlements, bizarre and beautiful in its venality and in its devotion to immediate gratification. — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
Vegas to me is a place like Hollywood or New York where you can walk around and people recognize you but it's like, hey,… — Dusty Hill Copy Share Image
A Las Vegas show is all-round entertainment. Which means there's some singing, some dancing, some magic, some drama - everything is rolled into that… — Ne-Yo Copy Share Image
Vegas is like the old definition of writing: though I don't enjoy writing, I love having written. Though I didn't enjoy Vegas, I love… — J. R. Moehringer Copy Share Image
Vegas represents the idea of America I had as a kid. The big cars, the pretty girls; everything is possible in Vegas. — Joel Robuchon Copy Share Image
I'm one of the few reading and thinking people who loves Las Vegas for the vulgarity and omnipresence of the dream. The collective dream.… — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
The thing I love about Vegas is there's something for any type of mood you're in and something for any kind of adventure you… — Christina Tosi Copy Share Image
Everybody knows about Las Vegas. It's a state of mind. Some people want to come with their kids and have a great weekend. Some… — Michael Douglas Copy Share Image
Vegas is kind of crazy because there's so much going on. Everyone goes there to be entertained. — Adam G. Sevani Copy Share Image
I never envisioned that I would be able to bring something to the entertainment table that would fit Las Vegas. Vegas is so presentational;… — Ian Ziering Copy Share Image
“Today, we must look to the city of Las Vegas, Nevada, as a metaphor of our national character and aspiration, its symbol a thirty-foot-high cardboard picture of a slot machine and a chorus girl. For Las Vegas is a city entirely devoted to the idea of entertainment, and as such proclaims the spirit of a culture in which all public… — Neil Postman Copy Share
Las Vegas was like that. There was a visceral attraction here. The bold promise of money and sex. But the first was a broken… — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy.… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
It's weird because standup can be like therapy. Comedians can't be satisfied with just having fun with our friends. We've got to figure out… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
