Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

The four most important words in any marriage...'Ill do the dishes.'

— Ritu Ghatourey

Wife: Shall we try a different position tonight? Husband: Excellent idea Wife: U stand at sink, wash dishes, I will lie on sofa &…

— Nishan Panwar

“When I first got married, I took my husband by the hand and led him first to the kitchen and then to the bedroom.…

— Karen DelleCava

Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions.

— Deion Sanders

I said don't disturb me when I'm cleanin' my room! -Doofy

— Scary Movie

Your Wife is on My To-Do List I'm so sorry :)

— Anonymous

When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?" there is no answer to be made.

— Miguel de Cervantes

“My wife keeps me busy while she talks—I’m not listening, but rather making the air masturbation gesture.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Quiet! My wife!' 'Is she sleeping?' 'Sleeping? She never sleeps! No, you fool, she hunts !' 'Hunts? What does she hunt?' 'Not what. Who.…

— Steven Erikson

“Wife: "Wake up, honey. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they're eating the food I made last night." Husband: "Oh! We…

— Various

HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is on listening terms with his wife

— Nikhil Saluja

Of all the rooms in the house your bedroom is yours

— Dorothy Draper