Army Quote by Andy Rooney

I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare…

— Andy Rooney

Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by…

— Andy Rooney

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere…

— Andy Rooney

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way,…

— Andy Rooney

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

— Andy Rooney

Unfortunately, propaganda works.

— Andy Rooney

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

— Andy Rooney

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.

— Andy Rooney

Every one starts out being an atheist.

— Andy Rooney

If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the…

— Andy Rooney

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

— Andy Rooney

I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

— Andy Rooney