What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A child's death is really of less value than an adult's. I mean, what could you really accomplish in a year? Not… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm 26 years old, and I've spent my whole life waiting for something else to start. Now I realize that this is… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
