Woman Say Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

A Woman Never Say: Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman say:I JUST NEED SOME SPACE Woman means:without you in it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman say:COME HERE. Woman means:My puppy does this, too.

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A Woman Never Say: You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!

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Woman say:DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? Woman means:We haven't had a fight in a while.

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Woman say:OF COURSE I LOVE YOU Woman means:just not in that way.

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A Woman Never Say: Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wet spot.

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A Woman Never Say: Bar food again? Kick ass.

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Woman say:I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. Woman means:I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now.

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A Woman Never Say: My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your…

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A Woman Never Say: It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

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Woman say:I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. Woman means:I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

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A Woman Never Say: If we're not going to have sex, then you have to at least let me lick your balls…

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Woman say:WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY. Woman means:I'm not going to stay over until I find out if this guy at the gym…

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A Woman Never Say: That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch porno's again?

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Woman say:OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. Woman means:I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch.

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A Woman Never Say: I've decided to buy myself a boob job, how big do you want 'em?

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A Woman Never Say: You know, I've been complaining a lot lately.

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Woman say:I LIKE YOU, BUT. Woman means:I don't like you.

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Woman say:NO, PIZZA'S FINE Woman means:you cheap slob!

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Woman say:YOU NEVER LISTEN. Woman means:You never listen.

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A Woman Never Say: Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.

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A Woman Never Say: You are so much smarter than my father.

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A woman can say more in a retweet, than a man can say in a tweet.

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Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any…

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Woman say:I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? Woman means:I can't believe you have nothing planned!

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A Woman Never Say: I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

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Woman say:I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. Woman means:We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.

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A Woman Never Say: I don't blame you for ignoring me. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other…

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A Woman Never Say: Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it…

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