Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way… — Alexis Lichine Copy Share Image
“It helps - " "No it doesn't. It just pushes it away temporarily. Just like the booze." "But I need - "… — Jasinda Wilder Copy Share Image
“Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
I'm trying to chill, smoke a couple with my lady friend. So they can meet me at the telly in the latest… — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. OK? We don't do crack. We… — Whitney Houston Copy Share Image
I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I drank at every vine, the last was like the first. I came upon no wine so wonderful as thirst. — Edna St. Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
Without infringing on the liberty we so much boast, might we not ask our professional Mayor to call upon the smokers, have… — Harriot Kezia Hunt Copy Share Image
It might be a little rough on some people for a while, but I think it's the only way to deal with… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If I was a drug user I would probably be a dope fiend because I take things to the extreme. I would… — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
Many nights, I would begin the evening fueled by caffeine and nicotine, which I needed to propel me out of torpor and… — Scott Stossel Copy Share Image
“Soon you catch your first glimpse of a vineyard basking in the sun, its broad leaves silently turning sunlight into sugar, ripening… — Jane Taylor Starwood Copy Share Image
For years I was so busy building walls I did not see I was imprisoning myself behind them, and did not recognize… — Lee L Jampolsky Copy Share Image
I'd never understood how Carlisle was able to do that - ignore the blood of his patients in order to treat them.… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Drinking was a big help with me making music, because drinking gives you courage. But it also makes you reckless, and that's… — Robert Wyatt Copy Share Image
“This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“One does not drink. One gives a kiss to his glass, and the wine returns a caress to you.” — Jean-Jacques Rousseau Copy Share Image
The sober guy is always going to have this air of arrogance or self-righteousness, but it's not my intention. I just knew… — Bradford Cox Copy Share Image
At Oxford one was positively encouraged to take wine during tutorials. The tongue must be untied. — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older. — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The wine business is intense. It's not just bottle it and sell it. It's really a process. — Charles Woodson Copy Share Image
“You can have all the wine and dragons that my money can buy. That’s what the old woman told me, and I… — Darcy Windbloom Copy Share Image
Laws against things like drugs are inhumane, and create an inhumane society and inhumane law enforcement. I know what's causing violence in… — Michael Moriarty Copy Share Image
Now, it's a fact well known to those who know it well that prophets of doom only attain popularity when they get… — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
The spirit of the world, the great calm presence of the creator, comes not forth to the sorceries of opium or of… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I remember taking mushrooms at the wrap party, it was like the first and last time I took that. — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
There are no more vices left - I don't drink or smoke and at a party, after a while, I am lost.… — Vikram Bhatt Copy Share Image
We have receptors in our brain as you well know and when you ingest marijuana, I believe that it essentially gives you… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I know of a brewer who sells more of his beer to the people who never see his advertising than to the… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle. — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
If we make people believe that before the age of 16 they got sick drinking vodka, they don't want to drink as… — Elizabeth Loftus Copy Share Image
Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Tobacco addiction sinks its claws in deeply, it's just as powerful of [sic] an addiction as heroin or crack cocaine... — Al Gore Copy Share Image
Many doctors are stuck in the idea that addiction is a choice, and they don't treat that. — David Sheff Copy Share Image
A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon… — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image