Wine Quotes by John Green

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

— John Green

“We did not say: Don't drive. You're drunk.”

— John Green

“You smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die.”

— John Green

Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.

— John Green

“You all smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die.”

— John Green

A drink this good deserves one's best posture.

— John Green

This is it. I can't even not smoke anymore

— John Green

“I wanted to like booze more than I actually did (which is more or less the precise opposite of how I felt…

— John Green

Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.

— John Green

She taught me everything I knew about crawfish and kissing and pink wine and poetry. She made me different.

— John Green

I like this world. I like drinking champagne. I like not smoking. I like Dutch people speaking Dutch.

— John Green

“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But…

— John Green

“We pour Scotch into a glass and then call to mind thoughts of water, and then we mix the actual Scotch with…

— John Green

He took a long drink, then grimaced. “I do not have a drinking problem,” he announced, his voice needlessly loud. “I have…

— John Green

“That night, the booze felt great, as the warmth of the wine in my stomach spread through my body. I didn't like…

— John Green

'Do you know,' he asked in a delicious accent, 'what Dom Pérignon said after inventing champagne?' 'No?' I said. 'He called out…

— John Green

“he did not drink or do drugs or smoke cigarettes or wear black eyeliner or stay out late or get bad grades…

— John Green

You know how we make a Scotch and water in this home?" "No, sir," Gus said. "We pour Scotch into a glass…

— John Green

“The champagne had been donated by one of Gus's doctors - Gus being the kind of person who inspires doctors to give…

— John Green

By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as…

— John Green

“I like this world. I like drinking champagne. I like not smoking. I like the sound of Dutch people speaking Dutch. And…

— John Green

“Now i did think, The smoke will drive the bugs away. And, to some degree,it did. I'd be lying, though, if I…

— John Green

“About nine seconds later, a blond stewardess rushed over to our row and said, “Sir, you can’t smoke on this plane. Or…

— John Green

The Z’s will kill us all, and then the Z’s will die out and in sixty years there will be no one…

— John Green