“I shot it back and closed my eyes, considering a trip to the liquor store. But there wasn’t enough whiskey in the… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Marijuana for everybody in yamakas. I dont give a fuck till my homies put some bottles up. — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
“. . . and what if I did drink too much? Whose business is that? Who knows how much I didn't drink?” — William Kennedy Copy Share Image
Our rum, Caliche - I call it Cali - is a blend of three-, four- and five-year rums: It took us about… — Rande Gerber Copy Share Image
[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking. — Auguste Piccard Copy Share Image
Working out is my partying Protein Shakes are my beer Amino Acids are my shots The Pump is my Drunk And the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is sometimes necessary for each person. Fill up with delicious food, get drunk, sing loudly and chat frivolously. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
[T]he truth is that drug addicts have a disease. It only takes a short time in the streets to realize that out-of-control… — Jay-Z Copy Share Image
“For tea, though ridiculed by those who are naturally of coarse nerves, or are become so from wine-drinking, and are not susceptible… — Thomas de Quincey Copy Share Image
The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I always drank, from when it was legal for me to drink. And there was never a time for me when the… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I had my first French meal and I never got over it. It was just marvelous. We had oysters and a lovely… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
My objection to war was not that I had to kill somebody or be killed senselessly, that hardly mattered. What I objected… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
There was a little plate of hothouse nectarines on the table, and there was another of grapes, and another of sponge-cakes, and… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
When you're an addict, you can go without feeling anything except drunk or stoned or hungry. Still, when you compare this to… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Like the plague, opioids kill the young, the old, the healthy, the sick, the virtuous and the sinful. — Eric Greitens Copy Share Image
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Jackana Copy Share Image
“I went out and had a drink. I needed to talk to someone, and solitary drinkers are lucky in this regard— they… — Daniel Quinn Copy Share Image
The only advice I can give to aspiring writers is don't do it unless you're willing to give your whole life to… — Jim Harrison Copy Share Image
“Therefore, smokable or injectable forms of drugs have a greater danger of producing abuse or addiction. The way the brain functions and… — Michael Kuhar Copy Share Image
If you don't need to quit drinking, you shouldn't quit drinking. I used to really love to drink, and especially living in… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
“he that drinks all night, and is hanged betimes in the morning, may sleep the sounder all the next day.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living. — Moliere Copy Share Image
Let's enjoy a day that's longer than others for reasons that don't involve having a terrible hangover. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today...no more… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
“when one of Anheuser-Busch’s competitors uses social connection, consumers will think of Budweiser as well.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was out once and had wine and I got sick to my stomach, and I vowed I would never drink again. — Janet Jackson Copy Share Image
“The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“down best with his clients and as such he always had a bottle available in his office. In his five years working… — J.C. Reed Copy Share Image
The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Drink! for you know not when you came, nor why; Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where. — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry,… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real… — Dannie Abse Copy Share Image
We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober. — Mary Renault Copy Share Image
Wise men mingle mirth with their cares, as a help either to forget or overcome them; but to resort to intoxication for… — Pierre Charron Copy Share Image
“If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink. Good friends, good times, or being dry,… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
'Tis the season to drink too much with the coworkers, family, and friends who are the reason you drink too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Ô, wine!, the truth-serum so potent that all those who wish to live happy lives should abstain from drinking it entirely!... except… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image