If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nicotine has been proven addictive harmful to teenagers, threatening normal brain development. — John B. Larson Copy Share Image
As a good wine must be kept in a good cask, so a wholesome body is the proper foundation for a well-appointed… — Johannes Tauler Copy Share Image
Intoxication is calculated to put heart into the elderly and give them delight in dancing. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Grab her by the neck, bring her to my lips, I take my time to enjoy her cause this bottle full of… — Martin Vega Copy Share Image
I will say there have been occasional times - not when I'm playing, but when I'm studying - that I have found… — Hikaru Nakamura Copy Share Image
“People always ask, "What's the worst thing heroin drove you to do?". I always answer, "showing up on Maury .” — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
“You’re too young to remember, but doctors used to smoke in hospitals. Sometimes, they’d recommend it to patients. You can still see… — Victor Methos Copy Share Image
“What was the matter with her? She'd already decided she didn't want to make love with him, so why did she keep… — Jane Toombs Copy Share Image
When I'm with the wife, and we're having a romantic night, I occasionally think about a glass of red wine, but I'll… — Dave Gahan Copy Share Image
It would be a good time to replace the drug war with something more constructive. The cure offered the drug war today… — George McGovern Copy Share Image
There can be no doubt that smoking nowadays is largely a miserable automatic business. People use tobacco without ever taking an intelligent… — J. B. Priestley Copy Share Image
It seems like a dangerous concept to have someone who's just your drinking buddy. Someone you have nothing in common with, if… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
“There you might celebrate that fact by consuming a Three Mile Limit, a drink that literally commemorated the end of U.S. territorial… — Ted Haigh Copy Share Image
Always keep a big bottle of booze at your side. If a bird starts talking nonsense to you in the middle of… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies. — William Temple Copy Share Image
I honestly don't care if people drink or smoke...As long as they're responsible. It's drinking and driving that really makes me mad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Vulgarity is like a fine wine: it should only be uncorked on a special occasion, and then only shared with the right… — James Rozoff Copy Share Image
Always keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes, the special occasion is that you've got a bottle… — Hester Browne Copy Share Image
“It will take centuries to disconnect people from an addiction like religion; no matter how bad and disastrous it could be, but… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Reason I know, is only a drug, and, as such, its effects are never permanent. But, like the juice of the poppy,… — Hope Mirrlees Copy Share Image
I never used needles, but I was into heroin, cocaine – those are the things I’ll never touch again. — Corey Feldman Copy Share Image
You can't find the answers on the bottom of a whiskey glass, but if you look hard enough you'll forget the questions. — George Patterson Copy Share Image
Modern man is drinking and drugging himself out of awareness, or he spends his time shopping, which is the same thing. — Ernest Becker Copy Share Image
That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches. — Robert Escalante Copy Share Image
“Dr. Chopra describes all addiction as a lack of exultation; meaning that something is missing from the person’s life. From a mind-body… — John Barrett Hawkins Copy Share Image
Your cocktail shaker can be smooth chrome or hammered aluminum. It must both conduct cold and look sophisticated at the same time. — Roger Stone Copy Share Image
Women are like wine: strong, spirited, full bodied, intoxicating, and potent. And we never cease to surprise. — Shefali Shah Copy Share Image
My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I never had a drink at all till I was 38. I'm just not a drinker. I go days without drinking. — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
“Balls. We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here . And we want them now .” — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
Vodka and ice damages your kidney. Rum and ice damages your liver. Whiskey and ice damages your heart. This is bad, don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, when inspiration runs dry, I drink classical music until my words spill out.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“Life is as sad as a glass of grenadine. ... It’s almost that. It is sad. But, at the same time, how… — Mylène Farmer Copy Share Image
“I wasn’t sober for even a single minute of my three-day bender, yet I emerged with a clear head and clean spirit.… — Kandi Steiner Copy Share Image
“The only reason i Fall in love with cigarette.each one take 2 minutes of my life and i love this.” — Mohammed Zaki Ansari Copy Share Image
It's a war to control our children. State control through drugs, just as practiced in the Soviet Union. With Hillary [Clinton] and… — Michael Savage Copy Share Image
Be nice to people who drink and smoke. Because they will not be with us for a long time! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image