Anyone who risks drinking and driving clearly was dropped on their head as a child. I just dont get why people do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After that, whenever I drove past Mangakahia, I would empty my ashtray - and I was a heavy smoker in those days… — David Lange Copy Share Image
It's progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics & religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Candlelight and red wine? I don't know. Vulnerability catches me off guard every single time. — Madi Diaz Copy Share Image
I don't drink at all. If I'm out I'll have the occasional sip of wine just to be sociable. — Arlene Phillips Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk! ... Bro, you picked up a little mexican girl & screamed, DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME! — Jazzjefferies Copy Share Image
Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams — Compton Mackenzie Copy Share Image
Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of… — Anonymous Toast Copy Share Image
I'm in favor of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to… — Milton Friedman Copy Share Image
That's pretty potent. Not the cork. Your after-shave. Strong enough to bury anything. But the wine is quite excellent. Although for such… — James Bond Copy Share Image
Writing is something that you don't know how to do. You sit down and it's something that happens, or it may not… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
A serious warning to all my friends. drinking & driving is extremely dangerous . Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
“The effective object of worship is the bottle and the sole religious experience is that state of uninhibited and belligerent euphoria which… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
Through it all, this wild life on and off the road , through Jordanian deserts , Spanish islands, German prisons, Caribbean tax… — Eric Burdon Copy Share Image
In 1999, Purdue Pharma the maker of OxyContin went on a massive marketing campaign. Back then, prescription opioids were only used in… — Perri Peltz Copy Share Image
So where's the weed at? I need to roll a blunt put that shit back , fill it up, don't front, lick… — Kottonmouth Kings Copy Share Image
Have a fun labor day weekend. But if you drink don't drive. Seriously don't be a douche. You could kill someone or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love wine tasting in Napa. I don't have a huge collection, but the bottles I do have are special. — Yuan Yuan Tan Copy Share Image
Even though he's a third-generation San Franciscan, my father's very European in some ways, and he loves wine. — Gavin Newsom Copy Share Image
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the… — Hugh Hood Copy Share Image
“Don't save your good wine/perfume/cutlery for a special moment. That moment is already here.” — Kendall Talbot Copy Share Image
I think it's time to clean out your Fridge when you open the door and something reaches out and hands you a… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions. — Leslie Jamison Copy Share Image
Try to keep your mind. Try not to eat bad, try not to wake up with too bad of a hangover. — Cass McCombs Copy Share Image
“Men live alongside one another like cattle; it is a miracle if once in a while they manage to share a bottle… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wine to me is passion. It's family and friends. It's warmth of heart and generosity of spirit. — Robert Mondavi Copy Share Image
I buy wine according to the bottle design. After I get down the first glass it all tastes okay to me so… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Yes, it is the Big Easy, home of the shortest hangover on the planet, where libation can greet you on Monday morning… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
Cannes is a little bit like French wine. There are certain years that people prefer over others. — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
“As the nicotine addiction seizes control, your definition of a “sh*tty day” begins to broaden.” — Dawid Mazurkiewicz Copy Share Image
I don't smoke or drink, but I will not tell you that I won't smoke again. Probably I will when I'm 60. — Femi Kuti Copy Share Image
I have eaten your bread and salt. I have drunk your water and wine. The deaths ye died I have watched beside… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
I have better use for my brain than to poison it with alcohol. To put alcohol in the human brain is like… — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like… — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The establishment of a National Methamphetamine Prevention Week will significantly increase awareness of meth and educate the public on effective ways to… — Ron Lewis Copy Share Image
“Hartnell's was for drinking. And you could get any drink you wanted, as long as it was beer.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“In all your days, so few of them will be spent drinking wine at its source. Those days are special.” — Laure Dugas Copy Share Image
