Wine Quotes · Page 227

It is the useless things that make life worth living and that make life dangerous too: wine, love, art, beauty. Without them…

— Stephen Fry

“Hash tag” is a game in which participants run around blowing the smoke of a combustible opiate in one another’s face.”

— Steve Harvey

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin'…

— Bill Hicks

Amy: I never knew you drank wine. Doctor: I'm 1103 I must have drunk it sometime in my life. *takes sip and…

— Steven Moffat

I've never smoked crack. I've never done most things, drug-wise. But I assume that the experience I had watching Lost is the…

— Ginnifer Goodwin

Nausea is an unsolved problem of medicine and marijuana is the finest anti-nausea medication known to science.

— Peter McWilliams

You don't know how to handle anything today, because you have to go to jail to get some press or fall down…

— Liza Minnelli

I wasn't doing much work when I was using and drinking. I have friends who did it (work), but I wasn't one…

— Rob Roberge

“I sit on a bollard and listen to the swallows swooping among the old cedars by the side of the road, and…

— Lawrence Osborne

“Hitch: making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,' as Martin Amis once teasingly said to me. (Adorno would…

— Christopher Hitchens

“Good wines are produced in small quantities. It is a matter of time and attention and picking only the best grapes. Today…

— John Hillaby

Anti-alcoholics are unfortunates in the grip of water, that terrible poison, so corrosive that out of all substances it has been chosen…

— Alfred Jarry

As soon as people realize that the majority of people in this country take drugs then the better off we'll all be.…

— Noel Gallagher

If you had a magic wand today, and you had one wish - to wipe out all the drug dealers, take them…

— Rick Ross

“People spend half of their free time drinking alcohol and the other half watching totally sober people on television. And they want…

— Robert Black

“Smokers of the world unite! On t'count o' three, all light up, right? 1-2-3... You've all been cowed. I've changed the law…

— Tony Harrison

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most…

— Thomas de Quincey

I wrote a book called The Taste of New Wine because I couldn't find a book that talked about the reality of…

— Keith Miller

Ah, that we lack the courage of our romantic convictions; and thereby miss the wine of life, forgoing the very thing that…

— Hunter S. Thompson

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over…

— Richard Harris

Some people still don't understand the importance of hemp. It could literally literally save the earth. And many people. Wake UP man.

— Anonymous

An uncontrolled imagination may become as surely intoxicated by overindulgence as a toper may do bodily with strong drink.

— Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Prudence must not be expected from a man who is never sober. [Lat., Non est ab homine nunquam sobrio postulanda prudentia.]

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

I'm not a social friend of the Reagans. That's by their choice and by mine. They don't drink enough.

— Lyn Nofziger

Grilling grapes may sound crazy, but the smoky, blistered char they get from a few minutes on the fire gives them a…

— Jonathan Miles

You shouldn't be allowed to profit from the illegal proceeds, right? So if you're going to sell narcotics and sell illegal drugs…

— Donald Trump

I hate inconsiderate drunk people. So basically I hate all drunk people. Unless I too, am drunk.

— Anonymous

If you can't do something willingly and joyfully, then don't do it. If you give up drinking, don't go moaning about it;…

— Peter O'Toole

There are some things that I like, like education, wine, and I'd like to be a good cook, although I'm a pretty…

— Rick Wagoner

You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

Alcohol raises the risk for cancer, and so drinking wine or hard liquor should be done in moderation, if at all.

— Margaret Cuomo

Trying to quit smoking I'm out and have decided the best way to quit is to simply not buy them. I can't…

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“The Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs (BNDD), which would later become the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA),”

— Radley Balko

I usually keep a bottle of whiskey. I'm not a big drinker, but I feel like it's important to have.

— Rebecca Ward

“If I had all the money I spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink (Sir Henry at Rawlinson End)”

— Vivian Stanshall

I collect cigars. I love giving 'em away to people that really enjoy 'em, and I could think of no better place…

— Rush Limbaugh

“My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re wondering, my ex wife drank it all.”

— Jarod Kintz

I'm a big fan of Jamie Oliver, and I've got all of his books. His recipe for peas with white wine and…

— Tamzin Outhwaite

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

— Paul Lynde

Rehab is endlessly repetitive. And it's never easy, because once you've mastered some movement or action or word, no matter how small,…

— Gabrielle Giffords