Quote by Ted Haigh

“We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second. After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat…

— Groucho Marx

“We shared an explosive enthusiasm that we blasted out of our bodies with alcohol. It was almost a sport. We tore through sobriety together,…

— Ariel Levy

“If we were still English we'd be drinking more and driving on the wrong side of the road - pretty much what people do…

— Lorrie Moore

“We cannot be the extinguishing of the world’s burning thirst until we, ourselves, are quenched deep within by choosing to “drink our fill from…

— Eric Gimour

“I drink from a small spring, my thirst exceeds the ocean.”

— Adam Zagajewski

“Never drink before sunset; Never drink more than 3 days in a row.”

— HL Mencken

“I put a saddle on my salad, and I rode my horseradish to Rhode Island, where I was just in time to be late.…

— Jarod Kintz

“After years on a drunken bender, Americans are awakening to lies masked in patriotism and glory.”

— Chris Hedges

“It seemed after all that one never really missed a thing. To be a human being one had to drink the cup. If one…

— Graham Greene

“Celebration called for more booze than normal, everyone knew that.”

— Cally Taylor

“So let’s raise our glass to the accident season, To the river beneath us where we sink our souls, To the bruises and secrets,…

— Moïra Fowley-Doyle

“It was a great moment on board when two large boobies were spotted above the horizon to westward”

— Thor Heyerdahl