Social media is important but it doesn't deserve the importance it is being given. — Mahesh Manjrekar Copy Share Image
Trolling is an ancient problem. It's been around as long as there has been media. — Tim Wu Copy Share Image
WATERBED, A device that may help a marriage -- then again, the couple may drift apart — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
DEFENCE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You know, how I deal with all my problems in a daily life, I'm tweeting shit.” — Ariel Seraphino Copy Share Image
Maybe there won't be stars, maybe there won't be retweets, but by God there'll be slying! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't insist on involving your fellow diners in a social media brag. If your guest doesn't want to be snapped mid-gorge then… — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
Just went on Facebook and saw a status saying 'like if your in the virgin crew xxx' I think I've lost hope… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
If you have a problem with ME, the best person to talk to about it should be me right? Not twitter or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Andy Warhol said that in the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Facebook is exactly like that except you're not… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Perhaps something like Facebook couldn't have been invented by somebody who goes out five nights a week and has a ton of… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
How to make money from Facebook and Twitter: (1) Go to 'Account Settings' (2) Click 'Deactivate your account' (3) Go back to work! — Papa CJ Copy Share Image
I love playing video games. I love listening to music. Just surfing the web. Facebook, Twitter, keeping in touch with people from… — Trey Burke Copy Share Image
I think now because of this whole social media thing, people obviously felt these things [about cultural appropriation] before, and they comment… — Guido Palau Copy Share Image
Showing your own righteousness by pointing out someone's unrighteousness, the race to the bottom, the transgressions getting smaller and smaller and smaller… — Megan Phelps-Roper Copy Share Image
When you see what is happening with the social network, with Facebook, Twitter and co it is becoming obvious that the reputation… — Emmanuel Petit Copy Share Image
“Facebook this week announced that it's experimenting with a tag that will mark sites such as the Onion, Clickhole and Empire News… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a tweet that said, 'I want to be a Calvin Klein model,' and that was in 2011. And then I… — Cameron Dallas Copy Share Image
“He had first been excited by Facebook, ghosts of old friends suddenly morphing to life with wives and husbands and children, and… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
“July had already been a busy month as Twitter had also moved into new offices: a fancy, modern, loftlike space with lots… — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
I don't go on the Internet. I never go on the Internet. I don't go on Twitter. I'm not on Facebook. I've… — Amy Sherman-Palladino Copy Share Image
“You don’t have Facebook?” I gasp. “How in the world do you know what’s going on with your friends if you don’t… — Aurora Rose Reynolds Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, GOOD, A man who feels in his pockets every time he passes a mailbox — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you've been on Instagram and Twitter long enough, you know how mean people can be. — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share Image
Social media is changing the world, and we're all here whitnessing it. — Ian Somerhalder Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someones comment on your facebook status has more likes than your actual status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you sent me an event invite on Facebook? Weve never met and you live 2,400 miles away, of course Ill go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Meanwhile 'Whatsapp' Changed its status to, Hey there! Facebook is using me now. — Aamir Copy Share Image
Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please show me your boring tweet first so I can copy n edit it making it the most intersting tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Facebook starts showing how many times we've looked at someone's page, We're all screwed! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Scary discovery of the day: Most people who RT @yokoono's tweets do so without irony.” — James Taranto Copy Share Image