Twitter Quotes · Page 168

Okay, Seriously. Facebook isn't your psychologist. If your crying go get a tissue.

— Anonymous

I campaigned for Obama, and that was such a big component of getting the vote out, was social media.

— John Cho

She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is not an unstoppable juggernaut. There are a lot of other things people can do on the web.

— Fred Wilson

I decided to use my social media to inspire changes in the younger population.

— Mikhail Varshavski

We use social media as an adjunct to my total media/market outreach.

— Jeffrey Gitomer

If somebody crafts an interesting tweet that'll lead me to their blog, I'm going to their blog.

— Anthony Bourdain

A lot of companies are still using social as the world’s shortest press release.

— Jay Baer

Mark Zuckerberg was the owner of the Facebook Steve Jobs was the owner of Dell AND I was the owner of right…

— Anonymous

I hate it when I get event invites from a facebook friend who is a continent away, am obviously aint going to…

— Collins Hasty

Humans will always babble. If someone wants to tweet that they can't decide whether to wear blue socks or brown socks, then…

— Charlie Brooker

I dnt understand thoses couples that fight and a minute later write in their status on facebook ugh single . I fight…

— Mia Lugo

I do not have a Facebook page, and I do not chat on Twitter. I don't have a web site, even if…

— Andrea Pirlo

When I used to put videos on MySpace, there'd always be someone posting something nasty. To those people, I'd send friend requests,…

— Wyatt Cenac

“Thomas E has already told me that he had to write a tweet for English and that his teacher liked his rough…

— Paula Poundstone

A little lies and fake posts on facebook is a little reverse psychology you can always find the truth with the basics.

— Kevin McCarty

It doesn't matter if it's social media or radio media or television media - it's all media, and it's all marketing. It's…

— Scott Borchetta

One of the big no-nos in cyberspace is that you do not go into a social activity, a chat group or something…

— Judith Martin

The thing is, I am addicted to social media. I can while away hours scrolling through posts and pictures, wallowing in the…

— Susanna Reid

I've had tweets questioning whether I really did go to university because surely I would have lost my accent if I did;…

— Steph McGovern

“Sam Lessin, project manager at Facebook, suggests, “We as a species in the last few decades have gotten three new superpowers. . . . We…

— Craig Detweiler

“everyone is a narcissist. Our generation grew up thinking that everyone wants us to Tweet them our every thought. We can’t wait…

— Douglas E. Richards

Years ago, it was easier to make new things than it is now. The weight of experience weighs heavily, and the expectations;…

— Rei Kawakubo

My friends on Twitter didn't abandon their beliefs or their principles - only their scorn. They channeled their infinitely justifiable offense and…

— Megan Phelps-Roper

Facebook the only new form to see that people are still alive out there

— Simphiwe

Twitter should automatically delete stuck up people, they belong on Facebook...

— Anonymous

Alright, why hasnt Facebook added a Dislike button yet?!

— Azgraybebly Joslan

I was going to post a status,but then I remebered I have family on facebook.

— Anonymous

What you're seeing, certainly on Instagram, is not real, not a reflection of real life, not an interaction.

— Alice Eve

I was just about to get up and do something useful with my life but then I read a motivational tweet.

— Nikhil Saluja

Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm bad at doing social media. I don't feel like I post enough. My content is so random.

— Tate McRae

I get sad when people unfollow me because they died probably.

— Nikhil Saluja

Before Twitter = Facebook. Before Facebook = Myspace. Before Myspace = MSN. Before MSN = Life

— Anonymous

Me = Sleep + Twitter + Eat... *wondering why I'm gaining weight*

— Anonymous

Before there were cellphones and Twitter and Facebook were people narcissistic.

— Anonymous

Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

— Nikhil Saluja

Anyone who follows me on Twitter knows that I am a massive Frank [Turner] fanboy.

— Timothy Omundson

Writing about your disappointments and your life is for your diary not Facebook.

— Anonymous

Trolls live in their own pathetic bubble, and it's called Twitter.

— Ana Kasparian