Twitter Quotes · Page 165

A facebook is a social networking site where you can connect with current day and past friends.

— Anonymous

Facebook in particular is the most appalling spying machine that has ever been invented,

— Julian Assange

You're so fake that you should have two facebook accounts; one for each face!

— Harriet Morgan

I never look at myself online, and I don't read gossip Web sites.

— Jonathan Groff

“I use Facebook to broadcast my intellectual luggage". ~R. Alan Woods [2012]”

— R. Alan Woods

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode.

— Nikhil Saluja

“All our social-media feeds produce is a one-sided sympathetic stress reaction, day after day.”

— Richard Beck

The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP

— Komal

One of the most important things about social media is knowing when to put the phone down and experience your life.

— Taylor Swift

Social media is not the same in 2013 as it was in 2003 - or even 2008 or 2011. You didn't carry…

— Nancy Jo Sales

If anything, Twitter helps me read about perspectives outside of mainstream media and learn about new authors, artists, and ideas that I…

— Jenna Wortham

Finding the perfect lookalike to work with is crucial and a lengthy process. We have our regulars, but we also use social…

— Alison Jackson

I know that youngsters want to find something in common with each other and feel closer to each other ideologically through bridges…

— Shakira

I am a Facebook voyeur. I feel bad about it because I never put anything on there, but I find it fun…

— Eddie Kaye Thomas

I keep track of my blog stats, Facebook subs, my Amazon rank, Twitter followers, Facebook likes per posts, my chess ranking. I…

— James Altucher

With the social media phenomenon, where people's opinions inform so much of what we do with our lives, where the number of…

— Robert Lepage

I don't have an editor on Twitter. I have an editor in the paper, and so I tend to be less precise…

— Maggie Haberman

The international limit on mobile texting, or SMS, is 160 characters. We wanted Twitter to be entirely readable and writable on every…

— Biz Stone

It's crazy how your mind works because you can receive hundreds and thousands of all these love posts and all this good…

— Danielle Brooks

“Facebook is a ghetto for the creative part of society. It was created so the rest of society can function without having…

— Martijn Benders

I see social media mainly just talked about as if it has just changed us technologically and in terms of data. I…

— David Baddiel

“Social networks are more than just repositories for trivial, snap judgments; they are more than merely convenient outlets for mindless joy and…

— Roxane Gay

I don't have a Facebook or a Twitter account, and I don't know how I feel about this idea of, "Now, I'm…

— Scarlett Johansson

“Until relatively recently, most scientific attempts to know or manipulate how someone else was feeling occurred within formally identifiable institutions, such as…

— William Davies

That awkward moment when you only recognize someone from Facebook creeping, but you say hey to them anyways...

— Anonymous

“Your LinkedIn profile must include keywords for specific skills that match your desired job.”

— Melanie Pinola

I'd like to say I don't respond to trolls but, yeah, sometimes I do. I don't even know why.

— Maura Higgins

Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

— Anonymous

Facebook, Twitter...Welcome to The 21st Century...Where Someone can stalk you without leaving the couch!..

— Anonymous

Dear Brain, can you please shut the fuck up so I can sleep?

— Nikhil Saluja

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— Kiana JWilson

“If a cigarette butt in the bottom of a beer bottle had a voice it would be the voice of Phil Tufnell.”

— Telford Vice

You don't know many people on Facebook, you just learn and have fun with many of them.

— Terry Mark

Writing a tweet is not like impressing someone. Don't try too hard.

— Nikhil Saluja

The thing is that what you see on Snapchat, that's DJ Khaled. That's Khaled for real. That's Khaled.

— DJ Khaled

Drunk thought. Instagram shows me who I truly want to hang out with.

— Christopher Mintz Plasse

''SYMPATHY''... You can get from Anybody -- But...!! ''JEALOUSY''... You have to Earn it…!!!!!!!

— Nikhil Saluja

Thanks for posting to Facebook precisely when you'll be out of town for Thanksgiving so I can rob your house.

— Anonymous

Narcissism really spreads its wings and soars on twitter. It's like watching a dragon hatch and learn to fly.

— Dave Anthony

Tip: Speak English. Kiss French. Drive German. Dress Italian. Spend Arab. Party Caribbean.

— Nikhil Saluja