Dear 11 year olds on Facebook, its complicated? Really? What did he do, steal your animal crackers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I cannot understand how sensible people still defend Facebook, YouTube and Twitter — Recep Tayyip Erdogan Copy Share Image
It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Politics has certainly changed a lot in an era of micro-targeting, Super PACs, and Twitter. — Ari Melber Copy Share Image
Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What Facebook stands for in the world is giving people a voice and spreading ideas and rationalism. — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
I can go an entire day without Facebook, but I've never made it through an entire weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing that has been the coolest part about social media is that I get to connect with complete strangers from different… — Gracie Abrams Copy Share Image
I grew up with social media. I am the boomerang queen. I enjoy this. I live this. The day I don't is… — Elaine Welteroth Copy Share Image
Facebook is suggesting people with no profile pictures, thats like showing me a person's feet and asking me if I know who… — Maoza Copy Share Image
I could go on Twitter, Instagram, and literally, my soul will be lifted by things that I see. It just makes me… — Gigi Gorgeous Copy Share Image
Nobody is forcing anybody who is uncomfortable with the terms of service to use Facebook. Executives point out that Internet users have… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
Why are we trying to measure social media like a traditional channel anyway? Social media touches every facet of business and is… — Erik Qualman Copy Share Image
13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, Pussies. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook, from what I can tell, is the virtual equivalent of dropping into the homes of several million people, all of whom… — Linwood Barclay Copy Share Image
I often get asked by people 'Is your Twitter real?' and things of that nature. I'm never sure how to respond to… — Mira Gonzalez Copy Share Image
In Harlem, Facebook was big. Kids would make Facebook 'families,' where they would change their last name on Facebook and have the… — Sheck Wes Copy Share Image
“People were outraged. They were glued to their televisions, to their web pages, to their Facebook feeds. They vocally expressed sorrow, horror, fury,… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
Facebook draws from the public and public-interest sphere, a simultaneously bold and modest step towards acknowledging that our new networked technologies deeply… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
When I wake up, I'll read something and I'll feel angry. And then I'll calm down a little bit. I'll think about… — Ted Lieu Copy Share Image
To utilize social media tools effectively and properly, you must absolutely generate spontaneous communications in direct response to what others are saying… — Aliza Sherman Copy Share Image
If you're on Facebook and you're trying to reach out, you really have to figure out how to feed and please its… — Zeynep Tufekci Copy Share Image
The other day, I saw a blog post where a woman wrote about why she was unfollowing me and that made me… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
Twitter makes me like people I've never met and because of Facebook I hate people I know in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody want you to add them but not one fucker can take the time and say hi — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people make their facebook statuses like its their diary... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl prepares your fridge football season. The woman just wants you on her tight end. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Trolling taps into people's desire to poke fun, make trouble and cause annoyance. — Rob Manuel Copy Share Image
If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I'm going to be held captive by social media, I'm going to use it against itself. — Michelle Shocked Copy Share Image
I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter is making people really think they are famous. This generation is stuck on social media and its sad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
