Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I hate it when I get event invites from a facebook friend who is a continent away, am obviously aint going to attend.

— Collins Hasty

Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply.

— Anonymous

I go where I'm invited. And all I can tell you is if we accepted every invitation we had, I'd be away every day…

— John Shelby Spong

I met Cory Bernardi in Holland. I believe it might be more difficult for him to meet me now. I think he doesn't intend…

— Geert Wilders

Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No'

— Anonymous

I am not this kind of person who gatecrashes events. I only go to places where I am invited.

— Zareen Khan

I have yet to meet ...........

— Vikrant Parsai

Just an hour with you, and I understand why we had to meet.

— Joan Armatrading

Though u r miles away, remember we r under the same sky with the same moon & stars; just remember I love you very…

— Nishan Panwar

Man facebook got some nerve I git invited to some event and it goes and picks out my date what you think this is…

— Jeremy Smith

I've never done it, but I think if you do a Google search for 'People who will help me travel across the country to…

— Nev Schulman

It's cool to meet your idols. It's a good opportunity to travel. Those kinds of things are good.

— Anonymous