THEY'RE going to THEIR house because you are not THERE. It's not Rocket Science. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls like cats because cats are assholes and girls love assholes. Its fucking science. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear scientists, You gave us viagra, cialis and levitra¦ How about you stop playing with our dicks and give us something for… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
