In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pissing in jars, they had never been handed a fifteen-year-old Kotex product by the school nurse. But they trusted me and Paula,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Every kid has something they're good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When I was going to school in, like, '84 to '88, you didn't have cell phones. There was no e-mail, if you… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really wasn't heavy in high school. But no one feels right in their own skin, particularly in high school. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I was the editor of the school newspaper and in drama club and choir, so I was not a popular girl in… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think everyone's intentions are to become a performer at first. But by the time I was in high school and college,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Once or twice a week I would set my alarm for six A.M. so I could get up and plug in Hot… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image