Room service Quotes by Groucho Marx

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

— Groucho Marx

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.

— Groucho Marx

Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.

— Groucho Marx

He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that…

— Groucho Marx

Women should be obscene and not heard.

— Groucho Marx

Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.

— Groucho Marx

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

— Groucho Marx

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

— Groucho Marx

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

— Groucho Marx

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.

— Groucho Marx

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?

— Groucho Marx

I hate London when it's not raining.

— Groucho Marx