The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.' — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You can't prove somebody is a racist unless they really come out and do the act and is found to be that. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I want to get violence - I want schools to start from K through 12 to just every day have teachers understand… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I think I am a good running back, but I'm really not that fast. There is only one thing I can do,… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There's a gap between people knowing what I do and really believing that I still do that - and wondering what it… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
