I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Smart girls open their mind . Easy girls open their legs . And foolish girls open their heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not a mind reader, your unspoken words doesn't tell me anything at all. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let him open your mind before he opens your Legs. The bond usually lasts longer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mind is now so crowded with valuable information that I can't think. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : Minds are like parachutes...they function only when open. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Twitter, sometimes I need more than 140 characters to describe what's on my mind. Sincerely, everyone. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You call me hateful because I'm real. You call me childish because I speak my mind. Sorry, I wasn't taught how to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Do you know why God didnt give us the gift to read others minds? So that we could have the chance to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As long as we dont forgive people who have hurt us, they occupy a RENT-FREE SPACE IN OUR MIND. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never let your Ladys mind wonder. its too little to be out on its own — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not a mind reader, so the unspoken words doesn't tell me anything at all. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Therapist: you should be in a mental institute Me: I'm already on Twitter — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just asked Siri to give me directions to the nearest mental institute and it redirected me to Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
